Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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