It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
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