Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Randomize
