My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I am never drinking with the goths again.
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