Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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