Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I don't deserve a penis
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
