I want to stick my p in your. b.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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