quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
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