Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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