i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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