Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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