you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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