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Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck

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(201): View more from New Jersey

My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".

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(708): View more from Illinois

so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.

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(631): View more from New York

I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.

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(360): View more from Washington

You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?

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(770): View more from Georgia

You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.

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(415): View more from California

I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate

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(206): View more from Washington

Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.

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