Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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