Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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