Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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