So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Randomize
