I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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