is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
