Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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