Pappa wants mamma naked
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
The adults are the big ones right?
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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