THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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