Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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