Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Barsexuality is the new black.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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