Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
if i died would you start the facebook group?
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
i think my cat just said my name.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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