I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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