If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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