Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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