i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Randomize
