We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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