I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
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