Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
that may or may not have been my penis.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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