who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize
