Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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