you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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