hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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