I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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