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Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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