Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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