Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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