Tell her she can't have a vagina
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
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