my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
I know her cup size but not her name....
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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