So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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