so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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