Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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