I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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