Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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