The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
No...this little piggys going to the bar
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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