Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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