Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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