Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Randomize
