Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
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