I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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