Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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